Top Matches of the Day & Brief Talking Points
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1. Chelsea – Man United 5.30pm
2. Man City – Arsenal 3.15pm
3. Tottenham – Crystal Palace 1.00pm
4. Real Madrid – Las Palmas 8.45pm
5. Juventus – Benevento 3.00pm
6. Inter Milan – Torino 12.30pm
7. Chievo – Napoli 3.00pm
8. Sassuolo – AC Milan 8.45pm
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Happy Sunday and welcome to a Matchday that needs no introduction. The buzz has been going on, the media has been alive, fans have been warring. And an ‘Ibrahim Ibright Jubril’ proves that for us with this piece we want to share. He is a Man United fan making a great build up to the game. Yesterday he said:
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BREAKING NEWS!
MANCHESTER Minister of defence Sir *ERIC BAILEY*
has asked Belgian Interior Minister for foreign attacks HON. *R. LUKAKU* to release *_764_* Missiles on the roof of CHELSEA post when the sides meet on the 5th of November.
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According to reports in England, Commander-in-Chief *SUPT* *_JOSE_**_MOURINHO_* has signed a bill passed by the Parliaments of OLD TRAFFORD, headed by Red Army Commander CAPTAIN*MICHEAL* *CARRICK*. He said he received a call from Inspector *N.MATIC* earlier today to Inform him that the President of the GLAZER Family rants to declare war on CHELSEA.
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As a result, each members of the Parliament has been assigned to their respective Administrative roles; Red Army Commander[Magician *M* *RASFORD* ] has been assigned to prepare hundred Jets to Launch Missiles; assisted by *H* . *MKHITARYAN* to do it.
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Fast Deputy Minister of defence Sir *A* . *VALENCIA* and *PHIL JONES* has been assigned to Assemble 1,254 bomb proof to each of the Red Army Soldiers, while Assistant Inspetors[A S P] *A* . *HERRERA* and chief executor *A. MARTIAL* has been Ordered to Gun down any fan wearing *CHELSEA* Jersey starting from tomorrow.
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HAPPY SATURDAY TO ALL THE MAN UNITED FANS OUT THERE!!!!!
LOVE YOU ALL!
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Wow wow wow… what has he said? What has he done? He tries to steal the show for Man United. [LOL] We pray Man United wins for his sake… else, Chelsea fans will fall on him today.
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Yeah, he really stole the show and we may not say much about the other top match ‘ARSENAL-MAN CITY’. We can only say that Wenger is not afraid of City and Guardiola. He used the Real Madrid comparison that the same Real Madrid that isn’t doing so well, is the Real Madrid that was so praised weeks ago. Remember when they destroyed Barcelona, and won Man United? Wenger is not fazed by all City is doing. WOW… another great build up. We don’t know if Arsenal fans should be happy for the confidence, or afraid of what City might do. They decide #Wink.
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As for REAL MADRID, see what they’ve done to themselves, being a bad reference. Ronaldo, we blame you, where is your scoring boot? This is what we’ve always known… When Ronaldo isn’t performing, Real Madrid is down. He’s always been their highest goal scorer, giving it all to the team, goal power, psychological boost, confidence that they have him to deliver. When Barcelona and Messi fans call him ‘Penaldo’ it beats us.
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Hmmm… much has been written already. Shout out to JUVENTUS, don’t worry about City NAPOLI, shine on INTER MILAN and TOTTENHAM, brace up AC MILAN.
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